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Intoxicated

Published on October 8, 2009 By Sandra

When you’re intoxicated and find yourself in a situation where the police have to come and tend to you, please adhere to the following suggestions: Do not call the female officer ‘honey’, ‘sweetheart’, ‘babe’, or ‘hotcakes’ – the pet names really do nothing to endear yourself to her.  But if you simply cannot help yourself and find the […]