How is it that a man can walk into a bank wearing a disguise, push people around, yell, demand money while clenching his hand into a pretend gun and not be clobbered by an alert citizen? Oh, how I dream to be in a bank when this sort of buffoon appears. I’ve already got it [...]
“Two-fox-nineteen,” an officer said over the radio, “I’ve been flagged down by a staff member from the Noname Bank located at the corner of Something St and Nowhere Ave. There’s a male inside the bank causing a disturbance and they need help having him removed.” “Ten-four,” dispatch responded. I was sitting in my car at that intersection so [...]