1. If you own a bright orange AMC Pacer do not use it as a get-away car.
  2. If you are 300 pounds, overweight and have bad ankles, ensure your get-away car is in good working order.
  3. If you discover after the fact that your bright orange get-away car should really be yellow because it has turned into a lemon during your flight from police, just do the right thing and surrender. 

If you don’t, we will find you. Probably within the block, gasping for air and nursing a sprained foot (see point 2).

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